CRACKER: Iraq has weapons of mass destruction!
Oh, wait, um…
CRACKER: Iraq has ties to Al Qaeda!
Oh, wait, um…

CRACKER: Iraq can strike the US in 45 minutes!
Oh, wait, um…
CRACKER: Iraq is buying yellowcake from Niger!
Oh, wait, um…
CRACKER: Iraq wanted weapons of mass destruction!

Oh, wait, um…
CRACKER: Iraq must become a democracy and spread it through the Middle East!
Oh, wait, um…

CRACKER: Iraq will pay for its own rebuilding with its oil!

Oh, wait, um…

Oh, wait, we got it now! Ya see, CRACKER: Iraq was abusing the oil-for-food program.

That’s why more than 21000 Iraqi civilians, an unkown number of Iraqi soldiers and over 1600 coalition soldiers have been killed?
Thank goodness combat ended over a year ago.

The above is an adaptation of an article from the Strategery blog.