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What’s going on with johnhowardpm.org?

March 15th, 2006 · No Comments

picture_8.1.jpgFor those of you following the story of johnhowardpm.org, I have a brief update. This could be a story about censorship, but it’s far more likely to be a story about what a terrible hosting company “Yahoo!” is.

The latest word from Yahoo is that they can’t explain why the site isn’t working and they don’t know how to fix it. The bills have been paid, everything is set up correctly. They think it’s got something to do with the ‘domain status’ which is in a ‘hold state’, but Yahoo themselves can’t work out why.

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Games fever hits Melbourne

March 15th, 2006 · No Comments

picture_7.1.jpgThe Commonwealth Games may be overshadowed by an event that has invited millions more competitors: the world’s first ever “Graffiti Games”.

According to the Graffiti Games Organising Committee (GGOC), Melbourne Council has been attempting to sterilise Melbourne:

“With street artists and the homeless currently being purged how long can it be until people with less than $100 in their pockets, non-designer tracksuits or crooked teeth also find themselves “United By The Moment” in being frogmarched to the city limits for fear of cluttering up the view for wealthy tourists?”

More at: graffitigames2006.com [editor’s note: unfortunately this resource is no longer available online and we have therefore removed the link]

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Richard Neville tries his hand as PM’s speech writer

March 14th, 2006 · 3 Comments

jhpm.jpgIn a conversation with Richard Neville last week, he mentioned he had been reading some of John Howard’s recent speeches and decided he’d have a go at penning some words for Australia’s Prime Minister.

Days later, an enthusaistic email from Richard encouraged me to visit johnhowardpm.org. All the PM’s recent speeches were made available at the site, including an “Address to Deakin Society – ‘Reflections on the Situation in Iraq'”.

The speech had many of the qualities of a Prime Ministerial speech, but this was a far more reflective Prime Minister than Australians are used to:

“During our recent celebrations of the Coalition’s ten years in power, I have, as Prime Minister, been publicly reflecting on our Party’s many great achievements, as was appropriate to do. But on this occasion, among old friends and senior colleagues, I wish to share some unsettling thoughts about the situation in Iraq.”

The “Prime Minister” continues…

“Under international law, all military forces owe a ‘duty of care’ to the civilians of an occupied city. And I am starting to ask myself if this is a commitment we have betrayed. In fact, I dare to wonder if we have betrayed the very ideals that I invoked in my support of the invasion.”

and concludes…

“Flying home from India, I started to ask myself what a leader like Mahatma Gandhi would do, but I feared I would not be able to live up to the answer, unless I have some wise advice form my longtime friends. Please look into your hearts and let me know what you find.”

I laughed and shook my head. Our Prime Minister isn’t the soul-searching type, at least not publicly. Richard’s culture jam was well executed. He’d gone from idea to publication in three days. The word spread on the internet and in no time Crikey‘s Ben Shearman had given the “unofficial” PM site a plug.

Today the site is gone and nobody I’ve spoken to (including Richard Neville) knows how or why. Given that I’ve got a few technical skills, Richard asked me to investigate. I spent a few minutes on the case and found the following:

  • In the first two days of the site’s operation, the site logged 10,546 visits.
  • The last successful download of the site was made at 8pm on March 14 (last night Sydney time).
  • The site’s host, Yahoo, enforces a data transfer limit of 200,000 megabytes a month. So far the account has transferred 740mb, so the site hasn’t received so many visits that Yahoo could justify removing the site.

Has the site been censored? Well, it’s not available anymore and the publisher didn’t authorise the site’s removal. So why is the site down?

I called Yahoo’s Sydney media office to ask if they had censored the site (Yahoo are the site’s host, and they have a track record of supporting government censorship). They’re ‘getting back’ to me.

I’ll post an update if there’s anything to say. Until then, the full text of the speech is posted below.

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Melbourne’s jammers leave Starbucks feeling short, weak

March 7th, 2006 · No Comments

starbucks_logo.jpgConcerned that Starbucks are threatening locally owned cafés, Melbourne’s culture jammers decided to send Starbucks a message in the form of singing telegrams.

A group of jammers wandered into a number of Starbucks, positioned themselves around the stores and then belted out a tune loosely based on the jukebox classic, American Pie:

First singer (solo): A long, long time ago I can still remember when you used to suck those people dry…Second Singer (shouted): And you’re still doing it!

[Cut straight to the chorus]
Bye bye Starbucks, it’s time you retired
You couldn’t do it ethically even if you tried
Those good old <insert real coffee joint> round the corner supplies
Better coffee for a much better price
Better coffee for a much better price!

(it continues, but you get the idea.)

Apparently store manager reactions varied from applause to turning up the stereo to drown out the singing.

The jammers handed out this flyer which goes some way to explaining their activities. They named this latest event “Operation Mermaid” after the mutant fish woman featured on the Starbucks logo.

The Melbourne culture jammers may have a friend in the guy at ihatestarbucks.com. His site has become a clearinghouse of anti-starbucks literature.

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Do Something Christmas…

October 13th, 2005 · No Comments

santa.jpgChristmas is coming (in ten weeks’ time) and here in Sydney, the supermarkets are already starting to sell Christmas-themed processed foodstuffs.

As the plastic decorations go up, the stores will encourage the plastic in our wallets to come out.

Yes, it’s true, Christmas has become commercialised, but it’s not just Christians who are bothered by this. The idea of a season that involves spending time with friends and family, of being generous and thoughtful and considering those less-fortunate is appealing to the vast majority of the people I know (and I hope the vast majority of people I don’t know, too!).

The modern Christmas seems dominated by the worst excesses of capitalism rather than the best side of humanity.

Most of us will receive more Christmas catalogues than Christmas cards. Businesses will employ more pretend Santas than anyone else. Why? Because a Santa in a shopping centre helps align Christmas with consumption.

Corporations will again encourage us to imagine that Christmas presents are made by tiny little people called elves. In reality the tiny little people are mostly sweat-shop workers and they’re only tiny because they’re under-nourished or because they’re under-thirteen, or both.

Let’s do something about it…

With all this in mind, I am calling for a “Do Something Christmas”. Let’s not get sucked-in to settling for a commercial Christmas… Let’s take the time we would otherwise spend shopping and paying off credit-card debts and actually spend it with the people we care about. Let’s play games and have fun together. Let’s build stuff with kids in the days leading up to Christmas.

Here are some more suggestions:

  • Dress up as Santa Claus and take the train across town
  • Send “secret santa” messages to neighbours and coworkers
  • Go into the streets and sing creative Christmas carols such as the ones below.*

buynothingchristmas.org has even more ideas.

*A few friends of mine are planning to sing carols in the Sydney CBD this year. If you’d like to join us, send me an email.

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